November 12th, 2008 by Lou

It’s official.

Even though James and I have broken up completely, he managed to give me a new found taste for white men. Nothing wrong with that, except there are very few of those in Trinidad that would probably be into me anyway. They’re too busy sticking to their own social group and dating skinny white chicks that head bang and smoke weed all day. (Okay, so I’m exaggerating a little bit…) I think Daniel Craig is absolutely lickable and I’d do him in ways that would boggle the most seasoned porn stars. Screw what anyone else thinks, he’s gorgeous and I’m sorry I lost my chance to marry him (wait, did I ever have one??).

Never mind what people say about Penis Size and Race. I’d be lying if I said size didn’t matter but still, there are ways around that. Put your feet behind your head and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Also remember that not all white men (NB - all my sexual experiences were with black men - James was my first ‘white experience’ so bear with me) are the length of half a Twinkie. (I was practically raised on the idea that all white men have tiny penises).

I think I should stop now.

I love sex, don’t you? (I mean the concept of it, I don’t fuck everyday or anything like that…with no boyfriend, how is that possible……………..)